We are in the midst of the winter and it’s been COLD. Everyone is trapped inside and it’s getting a bit much some days. I am trying to find way to make staying home more adventurous and fun while we are counting down the days till we can swim, ride bikes and just sit outside!!
I decided I want to start telling my kids some more jokes. I always loved Knock Knock Jokes as a kid and hopefully this list of oh so silly jokes will get your family laughing too!!
Knock Knock
Who’s There
Dishes
Dishes Who?
Dishes the Police, Come out with Your Hands Up!
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Knock Knock
Who’s There
Car Goes
Car Goes Who?
Car Goes BEEP BEEP
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Knock Knock
Who’s There
Owls
Owls Who?
That’s Right, Owls hoo!
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Knock Knock
Who’s There
Tickle
Tickle Who?
TICKLE YOU (then tickle!!)
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Knock Knock
Who’s There
Cow Says
Cow Say Who?
No Silly, Cow Says MOO
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Knock Knock
Who’s There
Wouldn’t You
Wouldn’t You Who?
Wouldn’t YOU like to hear another joke??
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Knock Knock
Who’s There
Dozen
Dozen Who?
Dozen Anybody want to let me in?
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Knock Knock
Who’s There
Lettuce
Lettuce Who?
Lettuce In, It’s Cold Out Here!
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Knock Knock
Who’s There
Barbie
Barbie Who?
Barbie Q Chicken
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Knock Knock
Who’s There
Dishes
Dishes Who?
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Knock Knock
Who’s There
Orange
Orange Who?
Orange You Glad To See Me?
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Knock Knock
Who’s There
Tank
Tank Who?
You’re Welcome
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Knock Knock
Who’s There
No Bell
No Bell Who?
No Bell, That’s Why I Knocked
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Knock Knock
Who’s There
Cash
Cash Who?
No thank you, but I will take peanuts
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Knock Knock
Who’s There
Boo
Boo Who?
Sorry I didn’t mean to make you cry!
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That’s a lot of knock knock jokes! Going to read these to my kids later. My little guy will love them!
What a clever idea!! I’m totally trying these of my girls!
These are cute – 3 + years later – my hubby and little guy are laughing( still)
Always fun to have some jokes on hand to tell!!!